Hottest man I've ever seen, my Facebook object of lust or HB as we have referred to him forthe last 2 years, is very obviously giving me the once over. Not gonna lie, I'm loving it. Imagine having Zac Efron (post-High School Musical days obvs) checking you out and you have an idea of how I'm feeling.
How to pull someone this delicious? Apparently all it takes is for you to have a chat with him.. he introduces you to his friend, WSM as you are both from the same hometown. Politely you chat to WSM and his brother; call your best mate over as you are all from the same village.. blah blah... all the while crazy lust thoughts are running rampant through your head and all you can think is "HOW CAN I GET HIM INTO BED!!!"
Praise be then, to the makers of sugary lollies.
Sucking absentmindedly on a Chupa Chup, I catch HB's eye. I offer him the lolly and he says "I'd rather you sucked something else...."
I throw the lolly on the ground, hold out my hand to him. He takes it and we walk off together... straight out of the club.
